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Tidy that Peach

like a true pro

The all-in-one care kit for your under-carriage.

High Quality Constuction w/ 2 colors that fits any bathroom

Built in phone stand & fragrance release

Sleek dispensing of flushable wipes and toilet paper

4000+ reviews

Dropped it. Knocked it.
Pocket slippage.

Bathroom floors get serious screen-time. And the toilets? Well, that bag of rice isn't fixing everything. It's time to call a priest for an exorcism.

Empty can and a
full bowl?

It's just you, the stench, and your sins. The only thing worse than the smell is the betrayal.

Lean and reach or Truffle Shuffle?

When you're head-to-head with a double-flusher, that's no time to have "Le moist towlettes" our of reach.

Modern bathroom with toilet, shower, and toilet paper holder.

Get posh and neat
for the Royal Seat

Wall or Stand Mounting

Flushable Wipe w/ Refillable Canister

Built-In Air Freshener to keep it fresh

Phone Stand for those long term stays

Toilet Paper Holder with no restrictions

Satisfaction Warranty

Get Posh and Neat for the Royal Seat

Discover eco-friendly essentials for a modern lifestyle.

Get in/out  Fast...
with  no Stink Trail

Built in Fragrance

Always have that fresh smell when you enter your throne room. Instead of it smelling...like the loo

Attract the bees...not the fly's.

We have multiple fragrance options for you to choose from. Assuring you find the one that makes your family buzzz..

Easy to use replacement cartridges

Get that new fragrance every month or use your own.

Get Real Clean...
No Dingle Berries

Built in Wipe Canister

Always have the wet wipes ready to go. No more reaching around hunting for them in a time of need.

Us as many as you need.

Never dries out and has 48 wipes ready for you to flush away

Swap it in and Out Fast

Just like our fragrance. We made replacing them easy.

Get the Royal Flush you deserve

How it Works

Step One

Choose your Fanny Nanny

Build your bundle. Pick the color, wipes, and fragrance. Pick the fragrance you want and any additional refills

STEP TWO

Pick a Restocking Plan

House calls to the loo for those who defecate. (Gotcha covered!) No more waiting for a savior to hand you a roll. Always be ready and never wanting

STEP THREE

Reign Supreme on the Throne

No more mid-poo maydays or bare-bottom blunders. For every nook and cranny, you've got Fanny Nanny because every arse deserves the good life.

Be Prepared for every Poo-sibliity

"It's like my toilet get a care package every month. Honestly...it serves its. My husband is an animal."

Do you like being stranded in the bathroom?

Take advantage of our limited-time offer and try our most popular sheet bundle.

The Fanny Nanny keeps your loo fully loaded and

your dignity intact. This sleek dispenser holds toilet

paper, flushable wipes, and a scent dispenser in one

tidy, easy-to-reach place. Wall-mounted or

freestanding, the Nanny is always close by. Available in

multiple colours and finishes, it fits right in with even

the poshest powder room. Pair it with our automatic

restocking plan and you’ll never face the horror of a

bare-arsed emergency again.

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30 DAY FREE RETURNS

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