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The all-in-one care kit for your under-carriage.
Built in phone stand & fragrance release
Sleek dispensing of flushable wipes and toilet paper
4000+ reviews
"I won't lie, having a phone/toilet paper holder I can watch Sports Center on while dropping a deuce is my new favorite past time." - Nate, Father of Seven(?!) and Repeat Offender
Nate, Father of Seven (?!) and Repeat Offender
No animal’s digestive system is designed to eat highly-processed food every meal of their lives. The Farmer’s Dog makes it easy to feed our pets what they were meant to eat.
Dr. Alex Schechter
I recommend Farmer’s Dog to our patients looking for a more healthful pet food. My own dogs love it too!
Dr. Jonathan Block
Bathroom floors get serious screen-time. And the toilets? Well, that bag of rice isn't fixing everything. It's time to call a priest for an exorcism.
It's just you, the stench, and your sins. The only thing worse than the smell is the betrayal.
When you're head-to-head with a double-flusher, that's no time to have "Le moist towlettes" our of reach.
"I can't even imagine NOT having this now that we've had it. Barbaric!"
Laura, Strategic Planner & Frequent Flusher
No animal’s digestive system is designed to eat highly-processed food every meal of their lives. The Farmer’s Dog makes it easy to feed our pets what they were meant to eat.
Dr. Alex Schechter
I recommend Farmer’s Dog to our patients looking for a more healthful pet food. My own dogs love it too!
Dr. Jonathan Block
Wall or Stand Mounting
Flushable Wipe w/ Refillable Canister
Built-In Air Freshener to keep it fresh
Phone Stand for those long term stays
Toilet Paper Holder with no restrictions
Satisfaction Warranty
Discover eco-friendly essentials for a modern lifestyle.
Built in Fragrance
Always have that fresh smell when you enter your throne room. Instead of it smelling...like the loo
Attract the bees...not the fly's.
We have multiple fragrance options for you to choose from. Assuring you find the one that makes your family buzzz..
Easy to use replacement cartridges
Get that new fragrance every month or use your own.
Built in Wipe Canister
Always have the wet wipes ready to go. No more reaching around hunting for them in a time of need.
Us as many as you need.
Never dries out and has 48 wipes ready for you to flush away
Swap it in and Out Fast
Just like our fragrance. We made replacing them easy.
Get the Royal Flush you deserve
Step One
Build your bundle. Pick the color, wipes, and fragrance. Pick the fragrance you want and any additional refills
STEP TWO
House calls to the loo for those who defecate. (Gotcha covered!) No more waiting for a savior to hand you a roll. Always be ready and never wanting
STEP THREE
No more mid-poo maydays or bare-bottom blunders. For every nook and cranny, you've got Fanny Nanny because every arse deserves the good life.
"It's like my toilet get a care package every month. Honestly...it serves its. My husband is an animal."
Take advantage of our limited-time offer and try our most popular sheet bundle.
The Fanny Nanny keeps your loo fully loaded and
your dignity intact. This sleek dispenser holds toilet
paper, flushable wipes, and a scent dispenser in one
tidy, easy-to-reach place. Wall-mounted or
freestanding, the Nanny is always close by. Available in
multiple colours and finishes, it fits right in with even
the poshest powder room. Pair it with our automatic
restocking plan and you’ll never face the horror of a
bare-arsed emergency again.
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