Welcome to The Fanny Nanny

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Butt STuff, Done Right

It’s 2025—your car drives itself, your fridge orders groceries, but your bathroom still thinks it’s 1982. The Fanny Nanny is here to drag your porcelain palace into the future: toilet paper holder, wipe dispenser, fragrance system, and phone stand—all in one. Consider your crack officially cared for.

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Why Fanny Nanny Rules the Throne 🚽👑

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All-in-One Convenience

Toilet paper, wipes, and fragrance all in one sleek, easy-to-reach spot.

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Built-in Fragrance System

Keep your bathroom fresh with refillable scent cartridges (or your own).

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Phone Stand Included

Netflix, TikTok, or SportsCenter—hands-free and worry-free.

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Wall or Stand Mounting

Fits every bathroom setup, from posh powder rooms to bachelor pads.

 
 

How We Compare

Most bathroom “solutions” leave you half-covered—cheap holders, sad wipe packs, and air fresheners that barely mask the damage.

  What you have
Wipes + Paper in One
Built-in Fragrance
Phone Stand
Sleek & Modern Design
 
 

From Chaos to Class 🚽✨

With Fanny Nanny, your throne room goes from “just get through it” to “damn this slaps."

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Testimonials

  • The best option

    Everything I need in one sleek spot. Wipes, paper, fragrance—game changer.

    James T.

  • We Love it

    My bathroom feels cleaner, fresher, and honestly a little fancier.

    Erin E.

  • The best ever

    Built-in phone stand = genius. SportsCenter on the throne? Don’t mind if I do.

    Zander B.

    Everything You Need, Nothing You Don't

    Fanny Nanny Fragrance

    Fanny Nanny Fragrance

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    Fanny Nanny Starter Kit

    Fanny Nanny Starter Kit

    $74.99
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    Fanny Nanny Wipes

    Fanny Nanny Wipes

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